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October 17, 1996
Mr. Ed Chittenden
Publisher
Beautiful Gardens
P.O. Box 2971
Dublin, CA 94568-0971
Dear Mr. Chittenden:
He was a killer of the worst kind. The kind that kills first and asks
questions later. Weeds in the neighborhood were scared. Real scared. And
why shouldn't they be? The killer was fast and left little behind of his
victims except their shriveled shells. It was like the life had been sucked
right out of them.
We caught Mr. Green in cahoots with the suspect. A desperate man in a
desperate situation, Mr. Green's family reunion was taking place in his
backyard and he already had unwanted green, broadleaf guests. With less
than three hours until the crowd arrived, he had to work fast. He called
in the murder suspect-2 Hour Weed Eraser-to knock off his unwanted weeds
in a hurry. They were dead by the time his family arrived.
That's where you come in. We'd like you to review the case and the evidence
we've shipped to you. With spring gardening just around the corner, this
murder suspect poses a grave threat to weeds everywhere.
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